Archive for April, 2006
Rose!
Yasir[crazy]forwarded
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, “Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.”
The other man said, “What [...]
language
Yasir[annoyed]questioned
Why don’t people talk to me in PHP instead? I ain’t English and despite belonging to urdu-speaking cult I’m losing my control over Urdu for last few years. And Punjabi’s only good for fight, abuse and shout.
the night that was
Yasir[characterized]mailed
humidity and dreary eyes glued to dusty screen. down there someone kicks the door hard twice. “bastards here at last!” another kick. “your father won’t pay the repair” cones, beanies, rosaries, laughs and curses. suddenly night’s young and blissful. 32 more minutes. bliss has a strange way of overtaking all senses and time-consciousness. *clock chimes, [...]
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Yasir[crazy]explored
The only break I have during long-working-night-hours is a 15 minutes break to have milkshake at the nearest juice corner. I feel I’m more suppressed than your common bhatta mazdoor!
haha!
Yasir[angry]announced
Talha shares a joke, a very eloquent one, here. And I heard someone a while back paying tribute to Bush’s Theory of Relativity:
“Where there is Oil, there are Weapons of Mass Destructions!”
Tere ishq nachaya..
Yasir[serious]poked
Sometimes, somebody smiles at you and you feel like iss ki bateesi nikal doon! Happened to me today actually. Smile can be that cruel/sarcastic, I had never imagined before. At other times, it’s totally the opposite; you fall just by hearing someone over phone. Aamer is down these days – slightly recovered from the shock [...]
Verdict
Yasir[crashed]probed
I thought hard over my existence and then…
..I fainted!
