Bits & Pieces
Back to the base and old blogger..
It’s been fun (funny?) to try out a blog system of my own only for me to realise afterwards that I do not have time and energies to keep up the mounting tasks of managing such a pretentious adventure. I’ll however keep the domain for a while.
*sings to self*
tu ab talak sitaroon mein ji rahi [...]
A conversation with a fella
Yasir[crazy]forwarded
This is what happened today. I had to call this fella Jawad from Daily Times, he’s a cracker when it comes to cracking jokes!
Moi: Assalam O Alaikum, Sir!
Jawad: Hello! (couldn’t recognize)
Moi introduces himself..
Jawad: You’re one of the ugliest persons I’ve ever met. Where the hell are you?
*Moi laughs on the top of his lungs*
Moi: [...]
what the heck!
So, traditionally, this might suck as well but this is a shitty world. You gotta watch youself, mind you. People tend to promise what they can’t deliver, at all. Or perhaps, don’t want to. But rather more important is ending the term on a positive note. Well, it’s not related to the post actually but [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 2 so far )Common Sense
Smudgy here reminded me of a chain-riddle heard when I was a child. I’m not sure if I can deliver it perfectly now, but anyhow, here it is:
Q1: How do you put a Giraffe in a fridge?
Ans: Open the door, put Giraffe inside, close the door.
Q2: How do you put an Elephant in a fridge?
Ans: [...]
Time out
Listen, I know I’m being lazy, or atleast it seems so, else I would have put up every good link here and tell you many insteresting things. Life is just a crap sometimes. I’m aching; need to fetch an energy drink somehow but the store is so far. Yesterday I took longest sleep of the [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )My patriotism is a fake
I wear Western outfits made with Thai material. I use Japanese Electronics. My watch is Swiss. I watch English and Indian movies. I read a left-wing anti-government English Newspaper and think the same. My tongue frequently slip into English even when I’m talking to my 2 year old cousin. I love queuing in front of [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )اردو بلاگگنگ کیسے؟
خیر یہ تو طے شدہ بات ہے کہ اردو سے لگاوٗ مجھے ہمیشہ سے ہی تھا لیکن پچھلے کچھ عرصے سے میرا عربی، فارسی اور اردو میں مطالعہ کچھ زیادہ ہی بڑھ گیا ہیے (میری بی اے انگلش ڈگری کے باوجود) ۔ ابھی کچھ عرصے پہلے تک میں خود ایک اردو بلاگ پر [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )Luqmân’s Advice to his Son
The Qur’ân contains ten precious advices Luqmân offered his son. Following is the list of this advice offered to Muslim parents, that they may communicate them to their children, family and members of society that they may implement them. If this valuable advice is followed and implemented then we will all be on the straight [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 2 so far )Look up Quran in MSN Messenger
From: Umair’s Blog
Assalaamu ‘alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakaatuh everyone,
Add quranbot@amirbutler.com to your msn messenger as a contact, and you can look up the arabic or english for any qur’aanic ayah. You will need to wait for it to log on, and as soon as it does, you can open a window and look up ayahs [...]
